Monday, April 1, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @11:12am EST
Uh, so it's April Fool's day. I don't have any tricks up my sleeve. Altering site colours, making the main page say something gay, posting false news...that's been done to death, so I'm not going to do it. Or maybe I'm just pulling your leg and I'm going to do it later...you never know. But if you know me well enough (which you don't), you should know that I'm too lazy to even consider doing some prank.

Sunday, March 31, 2002
- Nana-chan, @7:38pm EST
Hey Vash, thats the same brand of popcorn they used in the Irrational Exuberance(read:Yatta) thing! Yatta Redenbachs!(I cannot spell)
I hope everyone is enjoying their Easter! I did until it came time to drag out a cookbook and make something edible. -_-;
Heres a special Easter pic for ya!CLICKIE! Ja!

Sunday, March 31, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @4:32pm EST
Happy Easter!

Sunday, March 31, 2002
- Vash, @3:52pm EST
I've been lazy. And busy. Sorry I didn't do T.I.O.C.P.O.T.W. I was busy, and couldn't really think of any ideas. But then I looked around.. And saw a pop corn bag. Then a genious idea popped into my head. "I'll use that! It's brilliant! I'm so smart!". So, I did. Other than that, I'm a loser because I haven't seen Lord of the Rings yet. That makes me not as nerdish as Magus. But, I will show you... Because in 1 hour, I will be at the movie theatre watching it! I'm a little late, but I will show you all! MWAHAHAHHA!!!
I thought those Oscars sucked too. Later, Vash.

Thursday, March 28, 2002
- Nana-chan, @7:10pm EST
Yesterday, on my last day of school before vacation, the most HOLY day of all, I had to beat 3 people up. Why you ask?
They were dissing Canada. Thats right, Canada, where a good portion of my friends live. OF ALL PLACES TO DISS WHILE I'M RIGHT THERE, they just HAD to pick on little Canada.
Ah, Magus, can I ask something? Just why were you watching the Oscars? They always give those gold fuckin dildos to crappy actors/movies/other stuff, why bother unless....*ahem* the CoN is nominated for best website. *grin* think of it guys, we'd go down in history for being the first non-crappy winners of an Oscar. ^_^

Monday, March 25, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @4:10pm EST
Alright, who saw those crappy Oscars last night? Lord of the Rings didn't sweep the floor with those other films. A Beautiful Mind won best movie AND got more Oscars than LOTR. The Best Supporting Actor award was rigged I tell you! Ian Mckellen was supposed to win! Everyone else agrees except the Academy. And all of those original songs sucked. Especially Enya's LOTR song. I wish she still wouldv'e won, though, like LOTR did for original score. It was the first time I actually wanted John Williams to lose! Go Howard Shore! Next time those two should collaborate. And maybe try to get Danny Elfman in there, too.

Saturday, March 23, 2002
- Majin Vejita, @8:53am EST
Its to early for me to be up at 8:30 but I am, and I want the fans of Can to e-mail me some funny e-mails, funny stuff, or at least what you think is funny, remember people funny, not not funny...Hmmm and I wonder what kind of "person" would wanna pay the Theater money to see E.T instead of paying a movie store...Screw E.T, ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS all the way.

Saturday, March 23, 2002
- Vash, @4:37am EST
I interviewed CronoTrig123 and DiscoQueen373. You can find those in the Interview section. Other then that, not much else has gone on here. So, I'll just leave it at that. Enjoy those interviews. I'll go continue thinking of a genious-I.O.C.P.O.T.W. for next week. Later everyone.

Friday, March 22, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @7:00pm EST
Happy 20th Birthday, E.T! w00t! I'm gonna go see E.T tonight! I'm so happy! The last time I saw it I was probably 6 years old. Or younger. I can't remember. Man, this is exciting. I get to experience the magic all over again. Screw Blade 2! E.T is the way of the future!

Wednesday, March 20, 2002
- Vash, @12:43am EST
All right, I've come to my decision for the Insanely Ownish Crazy Picture of the Day. It will now be done weekly. It's just too hard to think of something new, insanely ownish, and crazy every single day. So, oh well. Other than that, I haven't had much time to do anything on the CoN today, so that's all I have to say. Later everyone.

Tuesday, March 19, 2002
- Vash, @1:25am EST
Ha ha ha... Nana-Chan's last update makes me laugh... Any ways, I put up a link section on the left, which only has 3 links in it right now, so don't expect some huge page full of awesome web sites. Now, the horrible, scariest news you will ever hear at the Can of Nothing. Something that will make you shake inside your boots... The problem is about the Insanely Ownish Crazy Picture of the Day (T.I.O.C.P.O.T.D). I'm going to go mad trying to think of a new insanely ownish, yet crazy picture every single day. So I am considering only making it "The Insanely Ownish Crazy Picture of the Week". So after I think about it a bit, and maybe get the opinions from the other staff members, I'll decide on whether to make it daily still *sigh*, weekly, or every second day. That's about all I have to say.. So, later everyone. (Edit: I also just noticed that Nana-Chan finished doing her News Archive page. So, I added that on the menu to the left.)

Monday, March 18, 2002
- Extremely Confused Nana-chan @8:13pm EST
....I am confused. I have been reading these updates since they were made, and it all confused the heck out of me. THE HECK.
Oh well. Another person to galomp. ^_^ You are nice, and gay, right Vash? I like those qualities in a man. Thats why I like dan and Magus so much. *huggles everyone*
Oh no, now I have a delimma. Do I have to add Vash to the Flash game now? I bet I do. Well damn, now I gotta screw with everything. And I'll probably screw it all up in the process. Ah well.
Anyway, since Flash is getting on my nerves, and I am not taking a chance of saying 'Well just fuck it' and deleting it, me having PMS and all, I have started on a spare-time-not-used-for-Flash hobby, which is making a KiSS doll. I dont know who its gonna be of yet, but it'll be a girl or a very womanly man, dan maybe. If you dont know what a KiSS doll is, well, I"ll explain later. ^_^;
Majin, what are you and your gay self doing here? I thought Magus fired you! ...then again, he fired dan too, and he's back. *sigh* looks like we're all here again. ¬_¬;
I could've sworn I put Veg's interview up....maybe I was halloucinating. @_@;; Blargee.
Anyway, out of words, out of time and this keyboard is pissing me off, so this is the end of my longest update ever. ^.^/
:EDIT: I added an archive for out updates. All the updates from a week ago on the day we're updating and before will be put there. If you dont understand what I'm saying, just let me do it. ^_^ I'll try to put the link up but knowing me I'll mess up the code. So if its not up by tomorrow....someone who is good at HTML put it up. 

Saturday, March 16, 2002
- Vash, @11:35pm EST
I fixed all the broken links in the "Nerds Are Us" section and I also put up some funny comic picture things on a section in the "Photogenic Nerds" section which is located in the "Nerds Are Us!" section on the menu to the left. Or for us lazy people, we can just click here, which is ten times easier then going through all those sections. Other then that, all I really have accomplished in the last 7 hours is playing FF6, listening to music, eating, and fixing some of the messed up pages where the tables were down at the bottom of the page or the text overlapped the menu on the left. However, I could only fix some of them. Some of them just wouldn't cooperate and my gigantic 1337 knowledge (Heh heh heh) couldn't fix them. So, I guess that makes me brainless. But hey, Magus couldn't do it either!! *Points at Magus*

Saturday, March 16, 2002
- Vash, @4:18pm EST
Well, it would appear that the insanely ownish picture of the day can now be found right here on the main page. The section on the menu will be there still. It will have the archive of all the previous I.O.C.P.O.T.D's. Today's I.O.C.P.O.T.D is up now. So you can take a look at that by moving your eyes a little to the right and up this main page. I'll also fix some of those links today, since I've been procrastinating a tad. Later everyone.

Saturday, March 16, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @8:17am EST
I was scrounging through some junk, and I found this interview that wasn't there before. I wonder why Nana-chan didn't put it up. Oh wellz! It's up now and that's all that matters!

Friday, March 15, 2002
- Vash, @11:55pm EST
Yeah, well, I never got around to fixing those broken links, if I'm fealing up to it I'll probably do some of them, or maybe all of them tonight. And also, my master plan is now released to you, the viewers. Behold! The Insanely Ownish Crazy Picture of the Day (T.I.O.C.P.O.T.D.)!!! Go there by clicking on the T.I.O.C.P.O.T.D. page link located on the left of the page where all the other section links are. Basicly that's all I've done.. Like I said, I might fix some things up later tonight or tomorrow. So, that's about it. Later everyone.

Thursday, March 14, 2002
- Vash, @10:25pm EST
Magus is right, I am the new person around here. Yay. I suppose I could be known as "Vash" or "Vash The Stampede". I'll probably be doing all the crazy, insane, yet awesome stuff on this site. And about what Magus said, fixing the not-working links, I know what the problem is and I plan on fixing it tommorow, so then alot more stuff will work. I also have a master plan project for the Can of Nothing, so look forward to that. For now, you people can look at an interview that I did a little while ago. You can access it in the interview section, or for you lazy people like most of us here, you can just click here. Later everyone.

Thursday, March 14, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @8:14pm EST
Guess what? The CoN have a new child. I do not know his name yet, but he's a great addition to the site. He seems to know a great deal about this "HTML" and he's Canadian. That's a plus. Maybe he might even be able to get those messed up pages back to normal. Now the work load is less for me, and we can kick out Majin because our staff limit is 4 until I say otherwise.

Thursday, March 14, 2002
- Majin Vejita, @12:17pm EST
Well well well, I was thinking really hard as I am the original founder of this "Webpage". I should do something instead of just writing on and on about how I think I should do something. I think I will really do something, so what I did was put up a little clip of what its like to be in Ottawa, go to the stuff section to find out what it is. Its not much be this little contribution to this webpage by me will hopefully gain my respect among my fellow logical recipients who work so every tenderly on the is webpage.

Tuesday, March 12, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @10:55pm EST
You better all appreciate the new menu bar. I worked long and hard on it, even though it only takes a few lines of code. And the colours, too. I worked hard to find the right link colour, too. 

Monday, March 11, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @2:43pm EST
I hope you were all watching the Star wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones trailer entitled "Clone Wars" last night between Malcom in the Middle and The X-Files. I sure did. It was intense, I could barely sit still while watching it. I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and I know you will be, too, if you saw the trailer. Don't worry if you missed it, though, for I have discovered a site that has the trailer for download. High quality, too. Get it here. (*NOTE: It will not be up forever, so get it while you can.) God bless Star Wars.

Sunday, March 10, 2002
- Dan, @11:21am EST
I found a sing-along to the theme song from "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past". Watch it!. You can also found it on the Stuff page. In other news, I also found Yatta! Watch it, too!. It is up for download, too.

Sunday, March 10, 2002
- Nana-chan, @9:20am EST
(i go online to finish an ancient China report, i end up doing an interview and working on the flash game. -_-) I did another interview at the request of Dan, and broke a record in the process by completing the interview in 6 minutes. ^_^ i really wish my HD wasnt erased, this game is so much harder to make the second time around! i keep screwing everything up and start over again....@_@;; oh well. ^_^/ *throws everyone a copy of the Ochanoko song*

Wednesday, March 6, 2002
- Nana-chan, @5:00pm EST
Added an interview for SoaS in the interviews section. ^_^ I'll upload the intro to the flash movie i have to REMAKE(!!) since my hard drive got wiped, so that will be a while longer till you can get the game. ^_^; Because I told Magus, I might as well tell you all. Its kinda like an RPG, really. You're one of the members of the CoN, and its being attacked by Hax0rs. you have to save the CoN from getting hacked without getting hacked yourself. If I can remake it as well as I made it the first time, I might add a bonus round. ^_^ That is all.

Saturday, March 2, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @9:00am EST
Disney has acquired the rights to Hayao Miyazaki's Sen to Chihiro, and is going for a July release. I am so very excited! Read more about it: [Anime News Network]

Sunday, February 24, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @8:18pm EST
I got the Metal Gear Solid 2 Solid Snake figure today. It's awsome, except he can't seem to hold his sniper rifle properly. Snake already had a fight with Vash from Trigun. It was hella fun!

Saturdayday, Feburay 23, 2002
- Dan, @4:04pm EST
I added some stuff to the stuff page. More importantly, I interview Lenks. Go and read it.

Thursday, February 21, 2002
- Nana-chan, @6:58pm EST
*gives Dan the middle finger* Anyway, I have a BRILLIENT idea to attract more people to the CoN...but I can't tell you. Not yet anyway. Its not fully developed. Soon though...*insane laughter*

Thursday, Feburay 21, 2002
- Dan, @3:19pm EST
We were asked to join the "Anime Rebirth". Magus and I accepted (notice how Nana was left out of the picture!), so we get a section on their vBB. Go check out the message board!

Wedesday, February 20, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @1:15pm EST
If you're a regular at the PNMB, or just lurk around there, you might have noticed that I posted. I've decided I would post there now because things seem to have gotten back to normal (for the most part) and I'm once again a mod. Also, what do you think of the new layout?

Tuesday, February 19, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @1:15pm EST
If you're expecting content updats, don't expect them from me. I'm busy working on the layout, as you can clearly see. Bug Dan or Nana-chan if you desperately want to see something new.

Sunday, Feburay 17, 2002
- Dan, @9:23pm EST
I fixed all of the links. We shouldn't suck up all of our bandwith again because we'll just link all the big files to the unlimitied bandwith host. Joy.

Saturday, February 16, 2002
- Magus XXIII, @10:52pm EST
Here's a quick recap of what's beein going on with the CoN lately incase you happened to stumble upon our site and see that it's not there.

First, we farked up the bandwidth. Apparently we get 3 gigs of bandwidth per month, and somehow we used it all up. But...now we're back.



Second, we tried to switch to a new host because of this bandwidth problem. We needed unlimited bandwidth, which we found, but with a price that is not money. It was ad banners. Ad banners here and there and everywhere! Not very nice, so we decided to stick with Geocities.

Third, I decided that the Can of Nothing should not have frames anymore. Frames made the CoN look unorganized. So far, I've only gotten around to reverting the main page back to normal; the rest of the sections will just open up in a new window until Dan fixes it.


So there you go. Hopefully things will get better. I also plan on giving the CoN a little makeover. A tiny one. Very, very tiny. It'll just make it look a little more organized. That's the kind of alook I go for in sites. Not something flashy with lots of weird looking tables and such. Just simple and organized.
NANA-CHAN & DAN: Main page updates go in "index.html" now.

Saturday, Feburay 16, 2002
- Dan, @1:01pm EST
I opened the Stuff section today. Go and download All Your Base are Belong to Us now!

Friday, Feburay 15, 2002
- Dan, @10:56pm EST
I interviewed Nana a few minutes ago. Read it!.

The link works now. Stupid me.