The Can of Nothing - Short Film

Short Films | The Can of Nothing

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	J. Bang Sandhu's Users are Losers- August 19, 2010 Join J. Bang Sandhu as he recounts the true story of a young filmmaker destined to fail. 328mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Drainor - August 4, 2010 The latest fad in stuff you use in your kitchen that you learn about in awesome TV ads! 160 mb \| YouTube \| Slightly More Info
	The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - October 31, 2009 It's that time of year again when we all start to feel warm and fuzzy inside. It's probably from all the sugar. 75mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Electric Fury: Make a Wish, Officer Guko! - August 22, 2009 An accident in the past leaves Officer Guko with a handicap of sorts. He and his buddy cop must embark on an adventure to find the Dragonball halves and bring peace to Guko's life! 370 mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Parkour - August 17, 2009 Open yourself up to the exciting world of parkour. What does it take to be a parkour master? See the pros in action! 430mb \| YouTube \| Extras/More Info
	Peer Pressure PSA - June 15, 2009 Produced by youth in the Can of Nothing production camp. Please, no more Pokemon Trashimation requests! 29 mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Just Words - January 26, 2009 It's not what you think it is, and it's probably not as funny as it should be, but it's all just words in the end! 122mb \| Vimeo \| YouTube \| Extras/Comments
	The Tin Can Alley - December 31, 2008 A show in a sort of variety/sketch comedy style made up of smaller movie ideas we've accumulated throughout space and time. Part 1, Part 2 \| Vimeo \| YouTube \| More details
	J.R. Ronjon and the Wizard of Lung Cancer - August 15, 2008 One hero rises through the smoke to get his revenge on lung cancer! This was our film from the Can of Nothing Film Challenge 2008! 446 mb \| Vimeo \| More Info
	Soundtrack to My Life - July 6, 2008 Derek finally sees the new Indiana Jones movie and loves it. Now everything he does is accompanied by the iconic theme song! Harrison Ford makes a special guest appearance! 331mb \| Vimeo HD \| More Info
	HD - February 29, 2008 High Definition is lightyears ahead of its time, and we're here to tell you why. 53 mb \| More Info
	Eat Me - December 25, 2007 Dieting can be difficult when there's raw meat everywhere. Ed finds that out the hard way! High definition makes for large file size! Yippie! 381 mb \| More info
	The Sacred Path of the Chinese Cowboy - August 8, 2007 The film we made as part of the Can of Nothing film challenge. Two old Chinese cowboys look back on their lives and Shanghai Noon. 13 mb \| More info
	The Lost Anti-Drug PSA - May 6, 2007 An anti-drug video the Can of Nothing crew filmed but never completed back in May 2006. Drugs can be dangerous in many different ways! 5 mb \| Comments
	Godrilla - March 4, 2007 The story of an emo kid's journey toward salvation. 30 mb \| Comments
	I Hate TV! - August 2006 5:00. Time for Simpsons. What? It's not on?! SHT! 4.4 mb* \| Phil's Comments
	Honbon's Revenge - February 2006 A retelling of the classic tale of a big pink stuffed bear seeking revenge on a young man who he thought was his best friend but who accidentally killed him while playing basketball. 12 mb 10 mb \| Derek's Comments
	Spokes of Apathy - September 2005 This was pieced together from a bunch of nothingness that we filmed one day hanging out. It's ARTSY! 4.7 mb
	Sunny G - July 5, 2005 A sort of spoof of those old Sunny Delight commercials. Two dudes go to get some SunnyD, but end up with something else... 12mb 3mb \| Phil's comments \| Script
	Phil Spinning - April 7, 2005 Friend Jude introduced me to that "Benny Hill" song, and I wanted to make a strange video to it...so I did. Phil spinning! I was gonna barf after making this video. 5 mb \| Phil's Comments
	Why Do You Want to Win the Amazing Race? - December 2004 Based on the highly acclaimed reality TV series "The Amazing Race"! Well, not really. It's just me going around a school asking people "Why do you want to win the Amazing Race?" 10 mb \| Phil's Comments
	The Fabulous Life of Britney Spears - December 1, 2004 This blatant social commentary was for a Protest Literature assignment, or something. It's a parody of that show "The Fabulous Life of <Celebrity>" which runs on MuchMoreMusic in Canada, and VH1 (I think) in the States. 7.7 mb
	Of Beast and Man - Fall 2004 A short conversation between a cannibal and some guy. Cannibals are more human than you think. 11 mb \| More details & Phil's comments
	Gatorade Bottle Flipping - Spring 2004 So I took a mini Gatorade bottle, tipped it over and it did a little more than I was expecting...and it was a little more fun than I was expecting. In fact, too much fun. 5.4 mb
	Fun With Stop Motion - Fall 2003 My first (and last) movie using stop-motion. It's way too much work positioning everything, taking the shot, and doing it again. I think my camera started to break after this...but I guess the zaniness was kinda worth it! 3 mb
	Dancing For Fruitopia - Fall 2003 We took a short break while filming A Domestic Dispute and filmed something completely random. I blame everyone but me for this hilarious monstrosity. 2.6 mb

Newest at top
	J. Bang Sandhu's Users are Losers- August 19, 2010 Join J. Bang Sandhu as he recounts the true story of a young filmmaker destined to fail. 328mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Drainor - August 4, 2010 The latest fad in stuff you use in your kitchen that you learn about in awesome TV ads! 160 mb \| YouTube \| Slightly More Info
	The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - October 31, 2009 It's that time of year again when we all start to feel warm and fuzzy inside. It's probably from all the sugar. 75mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Electric Fury: Make a Wish, Officer Guko! - August 22, 2009 An accident in the past leaves Officer Guko with a handicap of sorts. He and his buddy cop must embark on an adventure to find the Dragonball halves and bring peace to Guko's life! 370 mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Parkour - August 17, 2009 Open yourself up to the exciting world of parkour. What does it take to be a parkour master? See the pros in action! 430mb \| YouTube \| Extras/More Info
	Peer Pressure PSA - June 15, 2009 Produced by youth in the Can of Nothing production camp. Please, no more Pokemon Trashimation requests! 29 mb \| YouTube \| More Info
	Just Words - January 26, 2009 It's not what you think it is, and it's probably not as funny as it should be, but it's all just words in the end! 122mb \| Vimeo \| YouTube \| Extras/Comments
	The Tin Can Alley - December 31, 2008 A show in a sort of variety/sketch comedy style made up of smaller movie ideas we've accumulated throughout space and time. Part 1, Part 2 \| Vimeo \| YouTube \| More details
	J.R. Ronjon and the Wizard of Lung Cancer - August 15, 2008 One hero rises through the smoke to get his revenge on lung cancer! This was our film from the Can of Nothing Film Challenge 2008! 446 mb \| Vimeo \| More Info
	Soundtrack to My Life - July 6, 2008 Derek finally sees the new Indiana Jones movie and loves it. Now everything he does is accompanied by the iconic theme song! Harrison Ford makes a special guest appearance! 331mb \| Vimeo HD \| More Info
	HD - February 29, 2008 High Definition is lightyears ahead of its time, and we're here to tell you why. 53 mb \| More Info
	Eat Me - December 25, 2007 Dieting can be difficult when there's raw meat everywhere. Ed finds that out the hard way! High definition makes for large file size! Yippie! 381 mb \| More info
	The Sacred Path of the Chinese Cowboy - August 8, 2007 The film we made as part of the Can of Nothing film challenge. Two old Chinese cowboys look back on their lives and Shanghai Noon. 13 mb \| More info
	The Lost Anti-Drug PSA - May 6, 2007 An anti-drug video the Can of Nothing crew filmed but never completed back in May 2006. Drugs can be dangerous in many different ways! 5 mb \| Comments
	Godrilla - March 4, 2007 The story of an emo kid's journey toward salvation. 30 mb \| Comments
	I Hate TV! - August 2006 5:00. Time for Simpsons. What? It's not on?! SHT! 4.4 mb* \| Phil's Comments
	Honbon's Revenge - February 2006 A retelling of the classic tale of a big pink stuffed bear seeking revenge on a young man who he thought was his best friend but who accidentally killed him while playing basketball. 12 mb 10 mb \| Derek's Comments
	Spokes of Apathy - September 2005 This was pieced together from a bunch of nothingness that we filmed one day hanging out. It's ARTSY! 4.7 mb
	Sunny G - July 5, 2005 A sort of spoof of those old Sunny Delight commercials. Two dudes go to get some SunnyD, but end up with something else... 12mb 3mb \| Phil's comments \| Script
	Phil Spinning - April 7, 2005 Friend Jude introduced me to that "Benny Hill" song, and I wanted to make a strange video to it...so I did. Phil spinning! I was gonna barf after making this video. 5 mb \| Phil's Comments
	Why Do You Want to Win the Amazing Race? - December 2004 Based on the highly acclaimed reality TV series "The Amazing Race"! Well, not really. It's just me going around a school asking people "Why do you want to win the Amazing Race?" 10 mb \| Phil's Comments
	The Fabulous Life of Britney Spears - December 1, 2004 This blatant social commentary was for a Protest Literature assignment, or something. It's a parody of that show "The Fabulous Life of <Celebrity>" which runs on MuchMoreMusic in Canada, and VH1 (I think) in the States. 7.7 mb
	Of Beast and Man - Fall 2004 A short conversation between a cannibal and some guy. Cannibals are more human than you think. 11 mb \| More details & Phil's comments
	Gatorade Bottle Flipping - Spring 2004 So I took a mini Gatorade bottle, tipped it over and it did a little more than I was expecting...and it was a little more fun than I was expecting. In fact, too much fun. 5.4 mb
	Fun With Stop Motion - Fall 2003 My first (and last) movie using stop-motion. It's way too much work positioning everything, taking the shot, and doing it again. I think my camera started to break after this...but I guess the zaniness was kinda worth it! 3 mb
	Dancing For Fruitopia - Fall 2003 We took a short break while filming A Domestic Dispute and filmed something completely random. I blame everyone but me for this hilarious monstrosity. 2.6 mb