Name: Magus XXIII
E-mail: MagusXXIII@hotmail.com (subject to change without notification)
AIM: Must ask for permission to AIM
MSN: *Looks up at e-mail*
Home address: Ask and you will know nothing
Work address: At home. But you'll never know where that is.

Name: Nana-chan
E-mail: XxNanagouxX@hotmail.com (yes, subject to change without notification)
AIM: J00 5|-|4|| /\/3\/3r /\/0
MSN: *Doesn't follow the crowd and points to e-mail*
Home address: Confidential. Secret CoN agent kinda thing, no da?
Work address: In one of the great Wal*Marts of America!!

Name: Vash
E-mail: Vegetto876@hotmail.com
AIM: Must ask for permission to AIM
MSN: *Looks up at e-mail*
Home address: My home address is the address of the house I am sitting in right now.
Work address: At the house I am sitting in right now

Name: Dan
E-mail: ussjdan@hotmail.com
AIM: Must ask for permission to AIM
MSN: N/A
Home address: Ask and learn the wonders of kick-boxing
Work address: @home

Not so deceased founder of the Can of Nothing:

Name: Majin Vejita
E-mail: starcraft_9000@hotmail.com
AIM: Must ask for permission to AIM
MSN: *Looks up at e-mail*
Home address: Ask and he will tell
Work address: @home