CronoTrig123's Interview

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Glenn Ornitier: Ok
Glenn Ornitier: What's better, SNES or Sega Genesis?
CronoTrig123: SNES, definitely
Glenn Ornitier: Ofcourse.
Glenn Ornitier: Of course*
Glenn Ornitier: Norton or McAffee?
CronoTrig123: Ha, they both do pretty much the same thing... I have
Mcaffee though
Glenn Ornitier: I have Norton. So, ha!
Glenn Ornitier: George or Frank?
CronoTrig123: Niether of them exists anyway, I'm possibly the only one who knows the
origions of that, and niether one of them lives in your room, I'm sure of it.
George though
Glenn Ornitier: ...
Glenn Ornitier: They're alive!!
Glenn Ornitier: -_-;;
Glenn Ornitier: Sephiroth or Kefka?
CronoTrig123: Sephiroth by far, he was one of the awesomest evil guys ever,
Kefka was just ok
Glenn Ornitier: Yeah, he was just.. Bleh..
Glenn Ornitier: PS2 or X-Box?
CronoTrig123: Jet Grinf Radio Future and Shenmue 2... I've have to say X-Box
Glenn Ornitier: Ok
Glenn Ornitier: What about the powers of the FF games?
Glenn Ornitier: And the fact that the controllers don't break your hands?
CronoTrig123: There's only one so far which looks awesome of course, but I bet
Shenmue 2 is just as good... and the X-Box controllers are bigger then a...
big thing, but I've used one before and they really aren't too bad...
Glenn Ornitier: ...
Glenn Ornitier: All right
Glenn Ornitier: GC or X-Box?
CronoTrig123: GameCube, of course
Glenn Ornitier: Of course.
Glenn Ornitier: SquareSoft or Capcom?
CronoTrig123: SquareSoft definitely... Capcom makes a couple good games
but SquareSoft makes quite a few of my favorite games out there
Glenn Ornitier: Yeah
Glenn Ornitier: Post or Kelloggs?
CronoTrig123: I'll say... Kelloggs
Glenn Ornitier: Yes! Someone's on my side.
Glenn Ornitier: Me or Magus XXIII?
CronoTrig123: You
Glenn Ornitier: Aha!
Glenn Ornitier: Now.. What's better, giant pink elephants, or
evil-red monkeys?
CronoTrig123: Even if they do hide in the dark and attack when the lightbulb
burns out, I'd have to say evil-red-monkeys
Glenn Ornitier: Yes! Of course!
Glenn Ornitier: In your opinion, what was "January 23" supposed to be?
Glenn Ornitier: You should know this.
CronoTrig123: I should... but I have no idea...
Glenn Ornitier: Tisk, tisk, tisk..
Glenn Ornitier: Dragonball Z or Pac-Man?
CronoTrig123: But, wait... you didn't tell me what the day was supposed to be?
Glenn Ornitier: ...
CronoTrig123: IT'S IMPORTANT!
Glenn Ornitier: It's a secret to everyone
Glenn Ornitier: Except you
Glenn Ornitier: You must wait until the end of the interview
Glenn Ornitier: And, it's very important.
CronoTrig123: AM I FORGETTING MY GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY!?
CronoTrig123: Oh, ok
Glenn Ornitier: Hahaha
Glenn Ornitier: Did you ever buy her that toaster you were planning on
getting her for her birthday?
CronoTrig123: I wouldn't get my girlfriend a toaster... that was some other
girl, but yeah, I did get her a toaster for her big 16'th...
Glenn Ornitier: Ha, that makes me giggle
Glenn Ornitier: *Giggles like a little school girl*
CronoTrig123: You should be... I was just laughing out loud, 'cause it was dang
funny when she opened that
Glenn Ornitier: Hahaha
Glenn Ornitier: *Ahem*
Glenn Ornitier: Now, I understand that you once ran through the house in the
middle of the night with a box of Lucky Charms, saying "Oooh me lucky
charms, their magically delicious." Tell us about that.
CronoTrig123: It was actually about 8 AM, and I hadn't slept all night...
and I was doing an Irish jig sorta thing, and pretty much screaming it
actually... anyone in the house probably heard it
Glenn Ornitier: Haha, what was the other people's reaction?
CronoTrig123: I think they either stood around staring at me laughing, or ran
and hid... the memory is fuzzy, it could've gone either way
Glenn Ornitier: Ha
Glenn Ornitier: Now, I understand you got 3rd degree burns from sticking your
hand inside a deep frier, just for laughs?
CronoTrig123: And you "understand" this based on what? Nothing I've ever
done... I've probably done some stupid stuff for laughs, but nothing quite
that stupid
Glenn Ornitier: I see..
Glenn Ornitier: Well, actually, I did just make that up, but, whatever.
CronoTrig123: Ha, yeah I figured that, I was probably supposed to go along
with it and try to be funny, I'm sorry, my wit is broken as the moment
Glenn Ornitier: Yes, you were. But now with us screwing up the interview,
it makes it funnier.
Glenn Ornitier: So, ha
CronoTrig123: Yeah, totally funnier, people like it when things get screwed
up... AND SCREAMING!!!! SCREAM ANYTHING AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH AUTOMATICLY
FUNNY 'CAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING IT!!!
Glenn Ornitier: YEAH, I KNOW!!! IT'S LIKE... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREAM!!!
Glenn Ornitier: *Ahem*
CronoTrig123: *Murshmursh*
Glenn Ornitier: Heh
Glenn Ornitier: Chrono Trigger or Chrono Cross?
CronoTrig123: Trigger for characters, Cross for everything else...
the characters sucked and completely messed up the plot, but that game still
had style, acouple really cool scenes, and really awesome music
Glenn Ornitier: Yes
CronoTrig123: At least awkward pauses like this won't be apparent in the
interview...
Glenn Ornitier: Yes, I know.
Glenn Ornitier: Now we may continue.
CronoTrig123: Well you ruined that potential not-all-that-funny-joke... I hope
you're happy
Glenn Ornitier: I'm very happy
Glenn Ornitier: Coke or Pepsi?
CronoTrig123: Coke
Glenn Ornitier: Coke or Sprite?
CronoTrig123: Sprite
Glenn Ornitier: Sprite or 7-Up?
CronoTrig123: Sprite again
Glenn Ornitier: Sprite or Mountain Dew?
CronoTrig123: Yet again, Sprite
Glenn Ornitier: Ok..
Glenn Ornitier: What do you think of the Can of Nothing? CronoTrig123: It's pretty cool... I've seen funnier crap but it is a pretty
good various-nerd-stuff-site, and pretty funny
Glenn Ornitier: Yes, very nerdish and funny. Some think it's just plain stupid.
Glenn Ornitier: They suck.
CronoTrig123: Nah, it's mostly not that stupid
Glenn Ornitier: Exactly.
Glenn Ornitier: So, what is this "Chrono Distortion" site we've all been
hearing about?
CronoTrig123: Ha, if "all" = 3 people... but it is... the future of the
internet! Yes! A site like nothing you've ever seen before assuming you've
never used the internet before! Actually it's just another crappy RPG site...
except it's got our genuis minds behind it, and... edge. Once it gets going
I'd expect more randomness and interesting stuff then your average
RPG site.
Glenn Ornitier: Excellent..
Glenn Ornitier: I also understand that some genious-comics in the
Can of Nothing Nerds Are Us section were drawn by you?
CronoTrig123: Yep, you understand correctly... some of my finest work there,
that crap is deep, man
Glenn Ornitier: Heh
Glenn Ornitier: I also understand that you've helped think of insanely
ownis, yet crazy ideas for T.I.O.C.P.O.T.W?
Glenn Ornitier: ownish*
CronoTrig123: Yeah, some of that stuff did come from my brain... too bad the
mayonaise jar got thrown away, 'cause that would've been good. Mayonaise
is funny
Glenn Ornitier: Yes, it is.
Glenn Ornitier: I think it got thrown away because it was probably turning
green or somethin
Glenn Ornitier: something*
CronoTrig123: Maybe the seaweed was coming out...
Glenn Ornitier: Maybe...
Glenn Ornitier: You do realize, after helping with T.I.O.C.P.O.T.W.,
giving comics to the Can of Nothing, and being interviewed for
the Can of Nothing, you will be very rich and famous.
Glenn Ornitier: You've already become famous from those comics
CronoTrig123: Ha, sure... the monetary gain adds up to all of... nothing,
and the fame... maybe 10 more people know my internet alias, that's my 15
minutes there
Glenn Ornitier: Heh. I still say since those comics are on The CoN
you're famous.
Glenn Ornitier: Hold on, the door bell just rang.
Glenn Ornitier: Yeah, it was all the people down the block from my place.
They said your comics are awesome.
CronoTrig123: Of course they did... and then the rest of the world showed
up (Isn't Tricia hot?) and they all said how great my comics were, and
then monkeys flew out of my butt and distributed caramels to all the little
children
Glenn Ornitier: ...
Glenn Ornitier: How the heck did you know that?
Glenn Ornitier: YOU CAN TELL THE FUTURE?
Glenn Ornitier: OMG!
CronoTrig123: Dang I hope not... I'd rather nothing exit my butt, except,
you know, the usual stuff
Glenn Ornitier: Wait a minute... If you can tell the future, how come
you didn't know what was supposed to happen on January 23?
CronoTrig123: That'd be the past though, duh
Glenn Ornitier: Yeah..
Glenn Ornitier: Well..
Glenn Ornitier: Bleh!
Glenn Ornitier: This may just be the longest interview in the history
of the CoN
Glenn Ornitier: Maybe the entire internet
CronoTrig123: I doubt that... but it could very well be twice as long
as anything on CoN... and also twice as tasty!
Glenn Ornitier: Yes!
Glenn Ornitier: But honestly, in this one interview, I used all my
material for about the next 3 interviews.
Glenn Ornitier: Now I'm clean out of funny things to ask.
CronoTrig123: I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE, PUNK! WHAT'S YO
MOMMA'S NAME?
Glenn Ornitier: George
Glenn Ornitier: Nah, I'm just kidding.
Glenn Ornitier: Oh wait, I still have two more questions
CronoTrig123: Ok
Glenn Ornitier: What's better, Sprite, or Root Beer?
CronoTrig123: Sprite still... just face it, Sprite beats everything
Glenn Ornitier: I drank some sprite today.
Glenn Ornitier: It was quite tastey.
Glenn Ornitier: Last question:
Glenn Ornitier: George or Frank?
CronoTrig123: Dude, you already asked that one
Glenn Ornitier: ..
Glenn Ornitier: Maybe
Glenn Ornitier: But you have to pick one
CronoTrig123: Definitely
Glenn Ornitier: It's my rules
CronoTrig123: Well, I break rules... which reminds me of a funny thing...
I was thinking today, when I get a car, I should find some way to write on
the back window "Video games make kids kill people... I play videogames"
Or something along those lines... that'd be awesome
Glenn Ornitier: That would be awesome
Glenn Ornitier: And then you can put your big "L" letter thing on the
back window, right beside it. Or do you people get those when you get cars down there in the states?
CronoTrig123: Nope, I guess we don't, since I have no idea what you're
talking about
Glenn Ornitier: Yeah, well, see, when we get our first care, we have to
put this green square with an "L" on it on our car, which means "learner"
and "N" means New Driver"
Glenn Ornitier: car*
CronoTrig123: Haha, crazy Canadians... I guess that sorta makes sense,
but still...
Glenn Ornitier: Ha
Glenn Ornitier: Ok, last question:
Glenn Ornitier: Pavement or concrete?
CronoTrig123: Pavement, because that's the name of a really really
awesome indie rock band
Glenn Ornitier: Yes, so I've heard
Glenn Ornitier: And that concludes the interview
CronoTrig123: Ok then. WHAT THE CRAP IS JANUARY 23'RD!?
Glenn Ornitier: Hahaha
Glenn Ornitier: I'm not gonna tell you. Let that bug you in your mind
when you can't sleep at night
Glenn Ornitier: Mwahahahaha
CronoTrig123: If I can't sleep it won't be 'cause of that... I can
just block it out
Glenn Ornitier: Pfft, fine, I'll tell you
Glenn Ornitier: I remember you saying it was the end of the world
or something
Glenn Ornitier: Something about monkeys I think
CronoTrig123: Dude, not January 23'rd... that was sometime
in November I think, or whenever Majora's Mask came out, because that's when
the moon was gonna hit the earth just like Nintendo said