Piccolenks' Interview
ussjdan: hey
Piccolenks: hey
Piccolenks: YOU SHOULD INTERVIEW ME FOR THE CAN OF NOTHING.
ussjdan: yes!
ussjdan: i was going to ask that
Piccolenks: I need to brainwa-spread my beliefs throughout the rest of the world, and I believe that CoN is a good place to start.
ussjdan: tell me something
Piccolenks: Sure.
ussjdan: is the impossible possible?
Piccolenks: Hmm.
ussjdan: thank you
ussjdan: next question
Piccolenks: Yes.
ussjdan: are oompa loompas gay?
Piccolenks: Are you? The answer is *insert yes/no here*.
ussjdan: no i'm not
Piccolenks: Oh.
Piccolenks: No, then.
ussjdan: hehe
ussjdan: what would you rather chew on? a sharp pointy object, or a penis?
Piccolenks: That's an impossible question to answer. Both will suffice, however.
ussjdan: trick question!
ussjdan: they are the same thing
ussjdan: har har har
Piccolenks: !
ussjdan: Who makes better mice?
ussjdan: Logitech, or real mice?
Piccolenks: Logitech.
ussjdan: i notice you have a picture of Vash for your buddy icon
ussjdan: why not the insurance girls?
Piccolenks: I notice you have a picture of Yoshi for your buddy icon. Why not the insurance girls?
ussjdan: it is
ussjdan: they are in Yoshi's belly
Piccolenks: !
ussjdan: i am too smart for Lenks
ussjdan: Nyquil or Dayquil?
Piccolenks: Nyquil.
Piccolenks: I'm afraid I'm a bit of a night owl, sir.
ussjdan: What is a better vacation spot?
Piccolenks: Will the detract from my pay check?
Piccolenks: Hmm.
ussjdan: Iran, or Costa Rica?
Piccolenks: Iran, without a doubt. You see, I recently bought that country.
Piccolenks: However, Magus' womb is a superior vacation spot to all!
ussjdan: yes
ussjdan: it is nice and warm
ussjdan: and the Motel 6 is very nice there
Piccolenks: Indeed.
ussjdan: Do you believe in telephones?
Piccolenks: No. Witchcraft is of the DEVIL!
ussjdan: how do you feel about the Russian Federation?
ussjdan: you were very active in the Cold War, if i'm not mistaken
Piccolenks: Well, I prefer the USSR to the present-day Russia.
ussjdan: oh?
ussjdan: so you dont like Tajistan?
Piccolenks: No.
Piccolenks: Stalin will return one day, mark my words.
ussjdan: and what about Napoleon?
ussjdan: and Washington?
Piccolenks: Perhaps.
ussjdan: what makes you uncertain?
Piccolenks: Hmm.
ussjdan: what are you doing right now?
Piccolenks: I'm eating my finger in.
Piccolenks: ...Remove the word "out" from my previous sentance.
ussjdan: i might
ussjdan: i'll replace it with in!
Piccolenks: !!
ussjdan: the final question
Piccolenks: Okay.
ussjdan: do u leik DZB?//?!!111
Piccolenks: nnO i usd 2 tho
ussjdan: y u n0 liEk SzB?%?#
Piccolenks: iit is 2 repetiiteiev nd prediktiebl
ussjdan: thank you for your time
Piccolenks: No problem. However, I must say, I'm disappointed. I was not asked a single question relating to Kefka in any way, shape, or form.
ussjdan: fine
ussjdan: Kefka or Nana-chan
ussjdan: which is sexier?
Piccolenks: Hmm. Kefka has the laugh, and Nana stole my sig.
Piccolenks: I'M NOT SURE.
ussjdan: dun dun dun
ussjdan: *alarm sounds*
Piccolenks: !
ussjdan: Lenks's mental capacity exceed
ussjdan: ed
Piccolenks: Yes.
Piccolenks: Oh, and: :}
Piccolenks: There.
Piccolenks: NOW I'M DONE.
ussjdan: ME TOO