Damn the Number 8!
By:
Majin Vejita
Number 8, do we really need this
number? I have some really big problems with this “number”. I will get to those later, but first of I would like to tell you guys about a little story that involves this number 8.
Well there I was one day. I woke up, got out of bed, did the stuff I do in the morning (which I will not say because you vultures will be flying over my house waiting for me and my stuff), but anyway, I was putting on my shirt when I saw the time, it said 8:00 AM! And my school starts at 8:45, or at least homeroom, but it said 8:00 so I had to hurry because I have to catch the bus at 8:10! I was running down the street and bang! The bus just goes flying by me…I missed my bus, so as I already had a grunge against this “number” it grew bigger! So then I had to walk to school, I got there at about 8:50 and the VP gave me a warning for being late! The rest of the day was good except for later that night at eight PM. At that time I always watch a TV show but guess what, did you guess yet? All right I’ll tell you it wasn’t on, but instead there was some news on! That made me very mad so I went to rest but couldn’t get to sleep until 9!
Now to all the things that have 8 in them that suck. Blink 182, 1998, Overture
1928 (no that’s a kick ass song), and every other thing with 8 in it. Now then usually eight sucks there is no need for it a better number would have been, escight or insertight…do you agree?