Attention all Wall*Mart shoppers...

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If you haven't guessed yet, this is a religious section. Yes, a religious section. Wal*mart is our religion. Whoever started Wal*Mart is our god. We praise this unknown man. We sacrifice our goats for this unknown man. We buy things from him that we know will have a lower price the next day according to the "Everyday lower prices" slogan. Unless that's a different store. We are competing with the Zellers religion where "The lowest price is the law."

Basically, anything to do with Wal*Mart will be here. I'm sure the lovely Nana-chan will have many Wal*mart stories to tell us since she works there, but I'm not pressuring her to actually do stuff. I pressure one person: ME. Yes. This site is a job for me. Different from my real job, but still a job...yeah.

I know that I can go on and on about Wal*Mart and its goodness. I love that place almost as much as I love my mother. Maybe more. I feel the need to talk about Wal*mart, but to whom I do not know. No one enjoys Wal*mart as much as I do, so I've decided to speak about it through the internet. I can talk about the nice clean floors, the low prices, the incredible selection of action figures and lingere... Yes. If Wal*mart has it, why should I not go check it out? I'll rant about that some other time.

So have fun! Shop at Wal*Mart! Make Magus happy! I kiss you.