Dead Scripts
Serving Size 4 (5933g)
Servings Per Container 31
| Amounts Per Serving | %DV |
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| Movie Reviews | 93% |
| Game Reviews | 45% |
| Other Reviews | 68% |
| Interviews | 99% |
| Dead Scripts | 85% |
| Convention Reports | 2% |
| Miscellaneous | 8% |
| Social Media Vitamins | %DV |
| YouTube | 33% |
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| 33% |
* Page fact values are based on a diet of watching Can films 24 hours, 7 days a week until you're awesome.
These are complete or incomplete scripts that were not produced for one reason or another
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Philm Crew - written by Derek, 2010 - PDF Get a scary glimpse of our filming process! |
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Match-up - written by Derek, June 2007 - PDF Domestic violence is fun. |
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Subchristmas - written by Derek, December 2005 - PDF |
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The Basement -- written by Alex Pomorski, July 2005 -- PDF (profanity!) Alex's epic sci-fi/thriller/horror/action series was slated to star most of the Can of Nothing regulars (at the time) as characters caught in a strange basement after dying. A mysterious monitor speaks to them and sends them out on strange hunts with light sabers. Warning: this is non-comedy, mostly. And part five is like a physics lesson. Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five |
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Star Wars Apprentice -- written by Danny Santos -- PDF Back in our Star Wars fan filming days, our friend Danny Santos decided to write us a script mixing Star Wars and The Apprentice. We just weren't in the mood for Star Wars anymore. |
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Bad Day For The Batman -- written by Phil, January 2005 -- PDF The script that started off the first episode of our Batman series! It's the opening scene of the episode, but with some omitted/changed lines, and it's incomplete. We just built off this script. |
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Cell Phone Haters Anonymous -- written by Phil, October 2006 -- PDF Just poking fun at a couple of silly reasons for people saying that cell phones are useful. Talked about it for so long but eventually abandoned it for larger projects. |