DEREK: Are you ready to be interviewed?
Chris Almeda: Wwhhhhaaaattt? Where's the camera?

Text version!
I'm so wasted! OK. Fire away!

Phil hits you with his car and you lose your legs. He offers you his legs – do you take them?
Yes

Is there a genre the Can hasn’t done that you’d like to see us try?
3D

You are about to fight someone. Do you say “GET OFF MY PLANE” or “VICTOOORRR!!!”
Get off my plane

You've directed a couple films now. What's the best part about it? The worst?
Best part is that I can make you do what I want. Worst part is when I'm stuck you guys don't offer any advice

The Can of Nothing: The Game is happening. Who's developing it and what do you do in it?
I think I said this before. It be based on that fishing attempt you guys tried to do

Oh yeah.
Developer..... uuuhhh Relic. They make those war hammer games

Yokozuna vs. Andre the Giant. Who wins?
Andre. Andre had better ring psychology.

Marty Janetty, three times his regular size vs. both of them. Who wins?
Yoko & Andre. Janetty could never draw big so he'd stay as a jobber

Think of a role that would be perfect for Jude, but he hasn’t done yet.
He'd be one of the Asian guys in that SCRIPT YOU WROTE THAT WE'RE DOING NEXT. He can complain about how he's azn too.

And for you?
I'd like to be more realistic. Most Can characters are cartoony. Legitimately I'd like the Can do to a non cartoonish story.

Any role you've done that you wish you could reprise?
Well if I could redo Eat Me I'd do that. But for role... I'd say that guy from Soundtrack.

Were you not happy with your performance in Eat Me?
Not really. It was like my second role.

You have a history of disliking shorts, but have hinted at a change of heart. What are your feelings on shorts now?
I don't recall me saying I dislike shorts. So aside from you shoving words in my mouth... if they can be impactful then yeah they're good. Usually they're not.

Oops! Would you like shorts more or less if you had Phil's legs?
I hate Phil in shorts

Are you the most stylish of the Can staff?
Yes but that's [not] saying a lot.

“Cancast” or “Can Of Nothing Podcast”?
I'm on team Can Of Nothing Podcast

Travel back in time: Phil asks you to be in Domestic Dispute. Yes or no?
No, being thief was a big role so screw his Princess Leia and Chewbacca.

Best K-pop song ever?
Eerrrr. I'm really digging I Me Mine by 4minute... they've come such a long way

Hyun Ah wants to kiss you, but it has to be right on your eyeball, for 4 MINUTE. Yes or no?
I don't like Hyun Ah so no.

Replace Hyun Ah with your favourite.
Nam JiHyun

Same question though, with the eyeball. Yes or no?
Yes

Do you still want Canofnothing2?
Yeah

Phil is running you over with his lawnmower, but he doesn’t notice because he’s listening to Metallica. Do you blame Phil or Metallica?
Phil... I just really don't like him

What’s happening with Viral Sugar?
People joined, and then they left so I'm heartbroken

Is there any hope for the future of it?
If it's not just me then yes; I'll give it another push soon.

What inactive Can series would you bring back? But you have to direct it.
Does direct mean I have to write it too?

No. Just your creative vision.
Subcultured, easily

If you knew people who wanted to try and become actors/voice actors for the Can, what advice would you give them?
Get in contact with me and we'll talk

And finally: male or female?
Male cause it rhymes with mail

Thanks Chris!
Anytime!