CHRIS ALMEDA: Is it true there's no bag milk in America?
JUSTIN B. EVANS: The only "bag milk" I know of is on the belly of a cow

Would you like to be interviewed by The Can of Nothing?
Only of it's conducted by the original voice actor of either Guldo or Ashby. The Internet states it is the same person so that shouldn't be a problem

Donkey Kong, or Marth?
Swords can cut bananas. Interpret that as you will.

Previous Can film or Animation you'd through in a bwang?
I would BWANG the hell out of Can Smashing 2

Hey did you know Bwish had a Twitter account?
Yes! I was contact by a marketing firm asking if I wanted to buy bwishstudios.com and the @bwish twitter account. I told them I let bwishstudios.com expire and hoped they stop spamming and die in a fire. They then politely replied asking how they could not come across as spammers. I told them "Don't spam."

What would you rather eat? an Oompa Loompa or a drunken elf?
An Oompa Loompa. I'm not going to end up some pansy ass that loves nature.

Tails or Luigi?
Luigi. He'd be a better roommate because he's known to be well versed in vacuuming and plumbing so he'd keep things clean

The all spark or prime heaven?
I don't know what "Prime Heaven" is so I can't answer that. Was it a weapon of Tifa's from FF7? If so, I hate her, so I'd go with the All Spark.

Iran, or Costa Rica?
Not much of a beach person, so I'll go with the beautiful art of Iran. Who needs limbs or freedom anyway?

Lasagna in a hot dog bun or a burger bun?
Trick question. The hot dogs are already in the lasagna; duh.

Will Wright or Sid Meier?
I have never played a Sid Meier game now that I think about...

Civilization IV or Sims 3?
See above! Also, neither.

Male or female?
Namekian

Last question
False!

The Can asks you to make a new site. How long till its done?
Once the check clears!

Thanks Justin!
Any time