HELLO. And welcome. A gypsy once predicted a dystopic future where October 2011 ended without so much as a peep from what she could only describe as an empty, blackened food container. A “can of nothing,” if you will. It was grim. So we took it upon ourselves to save humanity from that wretchedness, and produced not one, but two pieces of entertainment that will lift your ghastly spirits high. First is our long-awaited movie “Delivery,” in which we examine the corruption within the mail system. Second is a podcast, in which we talk about our examination of corruption within the mail system, among other things like Joss Whedon, Steve Jobs, JJ Abrams, Richard Nixon, and other ghoulish historical figures.