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HELLO. And welcome. A gypsy once predicted a dystopic future where October 2011 ended without so much as a peep from what she could only describe as an empty, blackened food container. A “can of nothing,” if you will. It was grim. So we took it upon ourselves to save humanity from that wretchedness, and produced not one, but two pieces of entertainment that will lift your ghastly spirits high. First is our long-awaited movie “Delivery,” in which we examine the corruption within the mail system. Second is a podcast, in which we talk about our examination of corruption within the mail system, among other things like Joss Whedon, Steve Jobs, JJ Abrams, Richard Nixon, and other ghoulish historical figures.

Check it! Starry blu skies and wars can’t hold back the unboxed wizadry of birthmonths. We stay in school forever. FanExpo was a lot like FanExpo, besides special bathroom encounters. A kind e-mail warms our hearts and our lunches for tomorrow’s schoolday. Hi, I’m Nathaniel. Hi, I’m Paul.

You asked for it, so you got it! Here’s this year’s birthmonth video! It’s shorter than usual (and still longer than we’d like), but it’s full of more heart and quality than ever before! Be sure to pay close attention to the rules of birthmonth, because we’re not repeating them again next year. You snooze, you lose. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

It’s that time of year again! Feat your eyes on what is probably the tastiest, messiest, artery cloggingest podcast we’ve ever produced. We also talk about our frustrating film challenge, Victor Lucas over exposure, and have a few special guests drop by!

We’ve finished our film for this year’s film challenge! It’s called The Poncey Years, and involves a lot of manly things. Like hats, arms and big hair. Watch it below!

Thanks to everyone who participated in this year’s film challenge! You can find a bit more info and the official selections on the video’s page right here.

Howdy you all, the Can of Nothing film challenge is back, and is starting on August 13th! Basically we make a film in 72 hours based on randomly selected suggestions made by you! Check out the threads in our forum to participate!

We ask that you suggest a movie genre, two props, and one line of dialogue that you’d like to see us use for the movie. When we start, we’ll gather all the suggestions, have a powerful super computer randomize the selections, and then embark on a 72 hour journey of frustration and exhaustion! Check out some of our past film challenge movies!

J. Bang Sandhu’s Users Are Losers

Electric Fury: Make a Wish, Officer Guko!

J.R. Ronjon and the Wizard of Lung Cancer

The Sacred Path of the Chinese Cowboy

Get your suggestions in by August 13th!

Check out Cancast #60! Sixty? Time to retire, just like Harry Pottchy. Prince fought in World War II on his purple motorcycle. Low Budget Star Wars saga complete! San Diego adventures, Weird Al in the flesh, and other travels. A special gift! We lead exciting lives that often involve sitting in front of a screen for hours. We played N64 after recording this. Please listen to us.

PHIL EDIT! You can also check out the video highlight of us unboxing the mystery box!

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Forget Captain America, you’ll see him in The Avengers next year! Watch Low Budget Star Wars Episode III bloopers instead! It’s the last of Low Budget Star Wars, after all. “Don’t cry, Anakin, just take a deep breath.” Check it out below!

Hello from several months ago! I found this video locked up in our archives. I can’t make heads of tails of it, but it looks to be “bloopers” from an old video called “Low Budget Star Wars Episode II – Attack of the Clones.” What does that even mean?! Maybe you should just watch this and try to decipher it yourself.