Movie Reviews

Serving Size 8 (42g)
Servings Per Container 41

Amounts Per Serving %DV
Movie Reviews 76%
Game Reviews 93%
Other Reviews 65%
Interviews 31%
Dead Scripts 34%
Convention Reports 12%
Miscellaneous 23%
Social Media Vitamins %DV
YouTube 33%
Facebook 33%
Twitter 33%

* Page fact values are based on a diet of watching Can films 24 hours, 7 days a week until you're awesome.

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Movie Reviews

When the rest of the internet just doesn't cut it.

Attack Girls' Swim Team vs. The Undead
Reviewed by Chris - 10/09
"There is something to all the craziness that will make you stay where you are and continue watching..."

The Golden Compass (2007)
Reviewed by Phil - 12/07
A movie about a scary golden monkey with a mesmerizing stare.

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Mini-Review by Jude Pinto - 7/06
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............"

Superman Returns (2006)
Mini-Review by Jude Pinto - 7/06
"Gives you hope that if he does another one, it'll be a lot better..."

Reviews in 20 Words or Less
Reviews by Chris - /059
A lot of reviews of Asian films, each done in 20 words or less!

New Police Story (2004)
Reviewed by Chris - 7/05
"New Police Story takes you back to what Jackie Chan was all about before he made his entry to NA."

The Grudge (North America)
Reviewed by Jude Pinto - 7/05
"This movie should be avoided at all costs."

Old Boy (2003)
Reviewed by Chris - 7/05
"I can't stress this enough, WATCH THIS MOVIE!!"

Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Reviewed by Phil - 2005
"I can't stress this enough, WATCH THIS MOVIE!!"

Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Reviewed by Chris - 6/05
"Kung Fu Hustle will leave you laughing and entertained."

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Reviewed by Phil
"It'll probably happen again."

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